Well it's a day past our baby due date so we decided to go see a movie. Guardians of the Galaxy. Great fun!

New papahood rule - stop using a finger to check the diaper.

Name on birth certificate
- Benjamin Michael Burnie.
Actual name(s)
- Squeaky McGee
- Burpy McBurnie
- Poopy VonPoop
- Fussy McFusspot
- Tootie McTootalot
- Benjamin Toot Toot

(to be continued)

Me to Benji, "I only let you get away with all this because you're a newborn."