Ben: Which (hogwarts) house are you in dad?
Me: Which one was Gandolph in?
Ben: I’m outa here.

You would be so happy. When Ben goes in the bathroom and shuts the door, then we hear, LET IT THUNDER.

How to tell the kid with the old dad? Ben is running laps at his fitness class, when he passes me he goes into slow motion and makes the da da da da sound of The Bionic Man. That’s my boy.

I asked Ben how long ago the dinosaur extinction event happened (cuz I forgot and he’s my go to for these things) and he says, you outta know dad you were there.