Ben's Book
2018
January 23, 2018 01:59 PM

Benji talking about our cat Seantelle.
“She doesn’t have a mouth, she just has a hissing part.”

May 18, 2018 09:28 AM

Doing landscaping with a 3 year old requires some compromise. On my part.

June 10, 2018 08:46 PM

Benji must be the only kid in America who calls his toy bath boats Persephanie, and Relic’s jet boat.

July 07, 2018 09:37 AM

Benji talking about his stuffed animals.

B- All my aminal friends are stinky. P W!
Marcy- P W? Do you mean peeyu?
B- Ya, P U!

July 14, 2018 10:17 AM

Benji’s French so far:
I j’taime you.

August 01, 2018 03:20 PM

Because it’s been awhile. We keep feeding him and he keeps growing.

August 25, 2018 07:48 PM

Benji: Dad I made a spot on the rug.

Me: How’d that happen?

Benji: I put my penis on it.

Me: Benji what made you think that was an ok thing to do?

Benji: (laughing while running away) Because it’s funny dad!

September 27, 2018 06:14 PM

So many things that an almost 4 year old can teach you. The other day Ben told me, while driving in the car, that window is called that because it keeps the wind out. I wonder if he’s right?

October 10, 2018 01:54 PM

Benji: Dad why did the banana go to the doctor?

Me: I don’t know, why did the banana go to the doctor?

Benji: Because he wasn’t peeling too well.

October 13, 2018 08:10 AM

Benji: Knock knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Benji: Interupting cow.

Me: Interupting cow who?

Benji: Moo!

Ben needs to polish his timing a little bit for this one.

October 14, 2018 08:02 PM

We were out pumpkin huntin this weekend.

November 01, 2018 09:12 AM

Benji (I mean Wonder Woman) had his best Halloween yet. The rain didn’t stop him and mom from being out for over an hour, while I handed out the candy. He got a ton of good stuff, then went to a party at the neighbour’s in his P.J’s. He loves Halloween.

December 08, 2018 08:28 PM

Our little guy is 4 now. This morning we went to a wear your pajamas movie party at The Wexner Center for the Arts, an hour of children’s short animations from around the world. They even had a breakfast cereal buffet. Then we went to a pizza place for lunch and finished off with ice cream at Graeters.

Benji loved it all, and he is a sweet, smart little man. I’m proud of him every day and I’m proud to be his dad.

December 24, 2018 09:12 PM

A great big feliz navidad to family and friends, may the magic touch you still. And I like to give an Xmas shout out each year to awesome Caitlin Roberts for our beautiful stockings.